Notes from Japan 5
So they say a picture is worth 1,000 words.  Well my website is now live.  The first photo albums
include my house, home-stay and some activities from June-Aug:

You can get there through:

I have now attended a few Judo classes at the Jr. High School.  The teacher has given me his old
set of Judo robes and pants.  It starts with these crazy exercises where you use your for arm to
pull yourself across the dojo.  The kids do this effortlessly as though they are snakes or some
other animal that is meant to scurry about on their bellies, I on the other hand can barely move
five feet.  Then they do somersaults and back flips across the room.  I can do about 2 somersaults
before I get dizzy and then maybe one of the backwards flips.

Next is the ground play, where you and a partner practice flipping and throwing each other for
about three minuets before changing partners.  Since I have no idea what is going on, I just try to
do what everyone else is doing, basically trying to push or flip your opponent onto their back.  I am
not sure if I have actually figured out many of the moves I am supposed to be learning, but every
once in a while the Sense or one of the students will teach me something new.  

After ground play, we pair up and spar from a standing position.  Here you try to trip, flip or push
your opponent to the ground.  This one is much more athletic.  By the end of the 2 hours I am
usually pretty worn out.  If nothing else, I am getting a good workout a few times a week.

Got a haircut the other day.  Not as simple as one might imagine.  I went to the local barber near
my house.  I had my phrase book and told him to trim my hair and clean up my neck.  I don't
normally think of a haircut a being a long process, maybe half an hour between getting to the
shop, waiting for the barber to be free and getting your hair cut.  Today, there was no one before
me.  I don't know how it took one and a half hours, but somehow it did.  At one point he asked if I
wanted my eyebrows shaped.  I told him, "no thank you".  And somehow it took about three tries
before he actually cleaned the back of my neck.  I guess it is not in style here to have shaved
neck.  Anyway, included a shave (not so good) and shampoo and the whole thing cost 2500 yen.  
While I am happy with the actual haircut, I think I will need to look further for a barber next time.

Rice Harvest
The rice harvest is now under way.  I was biking this weekend and came upon some fields where
tractors were harvesting the rice.  At one field, the men stopped their work and invited me to have
ice tea with them.  As we sat I tried out the best Japanese I possess to communicate a very little

After taking some pictures, I continued on my ride.  I had been going up a mountain.  The road
came to a point where I could continue on the path I was on or, I could cross a large dam and go
over to the next mountain on the other side of the river.  I continued on my path for an hour or so
until I decided that I was not getting anywhere so I turned back and started back down.  By the
time I reached the dam I was pretty tired, but still crossed the dam.  As I started down I thought to
myself, "if I cant cross back further down stream, this will be a pain to go back up."  Lucky for me
there was a bridge at the bottom of the hill.  

Tried a different onsen after the ride.  In the sauna room here there was a televising set behind a
glass window.  Everyone was sitting watching a big Sumo wrestling tournament on the TV.  The
preliminaries to a match take about 5 minutes.  From what I saw, the fight itself only takes 10
seconds, although I will not claim to be an expert on Sumo after watching 10 minutes on a TV in a

Kuma Rock Festival
Went to a rock and roll festival in Hytoyoshi.  Japanese groups from all over the area preformed.  
There were some pretty great acts and good food and of course the ubiquitous drinks.  Had fun
rocking out with a  crowd of people.

Menda Elementary is one of my absolute favorite schools.  I only go once or twice a week,
everything is ready and planned out for me.  The kids are super energetic, and seem to enjoy the
lessons, and the teachers are all really sweet people.

The classes always include a lot of games, songs and a little bit of vocab.  Most teachers are a lot
of fun to work with and like I said, the kids are awesome.

Walking through a hall way at MES can be an adventure.  The kids are always excited to see me
and use the only 3 English words they know, "Hellohowareyou" "imfinethankyou" and
"nicetomeetyou".  They always want to shake hands, hold hands, or give high fives.  It is very
sweet, unless it is a swarm of children in which case I try to evade their affection.  One or two
children are cute, but a mob is a mob, and even cute little Japanese kids can overpower a full
grown guyjin if there are enough of them.

The principal has asked me to find a sister school in the states and I will try to hook them up with
Soloman Schecter in NJ.  My friend Susan from temple has 2 children in the SSDS and has agreed
to help me get the ball rolling on that project.  I think it would be cool to teach all 400 kids at
Menda Elementary school the Hora as part of that cultural exchange.

Little kids here in Japan have a game, they sneak up an adult and try to poke the adults butt with
their fingers.  I believe this game is aptly called, Concho.  I have seen kids do this to parents in the

At MES, I imagine I am a relatively good target as a guyjin.  I have gotten quite good at first
avoiding the pokes, or if that fails grabbing the fingers mid-poke, spinning around and telling the
kids in my most serious voice, "Daamee, if you try it again I will break this finger off.
Wakareymaska", which to them comes out as "NO, english english english. Understand?"  Of
course they don't understand, but they say they do, and the recidivism rate is zero for three. I
wonder; is an idle threat still a threat, if the person you are threatening doesn't understand what
you are saying?

Yogurt Drink
There is a company I like here called Yakult.  They make these supposedly healthy yogurt drinks
that every one believes have special medical properties.  A woman at my office told me as she
was buying two, "this one is for your small intestines, and this one is for your large intestines."  
The drinks are available in supermarkets and convenience stores, but the main way they are sold
is through an army of about 50,000 Yakult laddies who travel around the country selling these
drinks in every office building, workplace, home, etc.  [I love the company, and at a lower price, I  
would probably like the stock. ( currently over 30 times earnings, a little rich for me. The
valuation that is, not the yogurt.]

Anyway, the point of the story here is that I like the yogurt drinks.  I went to a convenience store
the other day to pick up lunch and get a yogurt.  They didn't have the Yakult drink I like, but had
something in the yogurt section that looked pretty good.  When I got back to the office I had a sip.  
It was quite thick and very sweet.  Dang, I thought, this must be a kids drink. Oh well I paid for it so
I may as well drink it.  Over the next half hour I continued sipping my yogurt drink until it was
finished.  I said to my friend Yasmine, "this drink is terrible, I would advise against buying it.  It
tastes like icing."  My coworker Hiromi, asked me what had I had to drink.  I showed her the bottle.  
She got a serious look on her face and said, "This bottle says you should mix a little bit into a cup
of plain yogurt for flavor, not for drinking."

I guess being illiterate has its downsides.

That's all for now, enjoy the website.